/lit/ - Literature

>>10065171

>>10014108
>infinite
>amount of times

>>9605762
>say something asinine and retarded
>get told how much of a retard he is
>"Why, hello, intellect here -- did someone order a fresh Fallacy Card to pummel any pseud who steps in my way? This extra clever psychoanalysis shows that not only am I well read in the art of Human Neurosciences, but I am extremely sharp when it comes to recollection within the process of Mental Jousting."

>>9384348
>a girl will never look up to you like this

>>8970795
>>8970836
Here's another that goes out to you from DFW's ghost
it's called suck my dick, anon

Yo, I'm getting sick if your spergy shit
Stick your head in a bag and take a helium hit
So not even your mother has to put up with your lack of wit
Your rightful place: on a chink board
Spewing your trite opinions on the written word
Your second rightful place: down on your knees
While I, Daddy Wallace, hit a blunt full of dem trees
Mouth open, anon, as I unsheathe my thing
I call it Big Daddy, or The Pale King

>>8803014
>I'm center-left

>Wardine be cry
why did wallace include this part? it's awful.

>>8662246
Exaggerates my double chin, makes me feel like a slob, and my neck gets sore after 20 minutes. Also, doing this too much disassociates my bed from something used just for sleeping and it's harder for me to fall asleep at night knowing I spent a significant part of the day in that position.

Master race:
Patio, switching between legs resting up on the railing and sitting cross-legged. I can go 3 hours like this.

>>8620603
>>8620699
>>8620723
you have to go back

>>8511588

On the contrary. This is some remarkably lazy trolling that proves /lit/ isn't anywhere near as smart as it claims to be. We should be ashamed of this thread. Saged.

>buy part 1 of Don Quixote
>order part 2 online
>its the fake version

>>8439254

He's making money pandering to bitter, alienated beta males, so he's not as stupid as I thought.

His humor is too bitter, sarcastic, and hipster-ironic for me, though. The rare bit or gag makes me chuckle, but I feel too disgusted later to revisit, or recommend it to anyone. 3/10.

I WANT TO END IT ALL

THE HEADACHES

THE HEARTACHES

FUCK IT ALL

WHY EVEN BOTHER

THIS ISN'T HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE

WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8425813
I wish I had the photoshop skills or I would have made something like that. Or maybe something simple like "I was drizzle and she was a hurricane" written out with this DFW on the side.

>>8404938

>Will Self

DISCARDED

>>8387979 (Me)
>>8387960 (OP)
>>8387957 (You)

Mentioning math or science of any kind.

>it's a david foster wallace novel

>>8354202

>It's a "the author gives the reader life advice" novel

Don't do it. Prioritize entertainment, reader affect, and novelty.

I know its fairly easy to do based on their bastardization of the English language, but I'd love it if /lit/ had country flags so I can disregard south american posts

>>8337077
>face

??????????

its the f in "tfw" or "mfw" stands for feel not face fucking reddit

>tfw i hate my inner reading voice

>>8313259

>using question marks on sentences that are not questions

KYS? Wow, I really respect the opinion of someone who writes like a sarcastic teenager?

>fiction helps you learn about real life people

Here, I just wrote a book about how women commonly pee in tea cups and then sip on it on warm days. Great, you've learned so much about this world and the people in it.

You should read more and post less.