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Bro don't give her presents if you're not already dating.
And here I thought the "simp" meme would've managed to open the eyes of guys on this subject.
Boy oh boy.
Take it from me, brah. Learn from other dudes' mistakes instead of repeating them yourself.
Life is not a goddamn Hollywood movie.
Treat her like a celebrity and she'll treat you like a fan. Again, can't stress this enough, DON'T GIVE HER PRESENTS IF SHE'S NOT ALREADY YOUR GF!
FUCKING CONQUER HER, DOMINATE HER, YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT! IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE CONFIDENCE THEN WORK FOR IT!
HOW DO YOU WORK ON YOUR CONFIDENCE?

1, IMPROVE YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
1a, GET A GODDAMN GOOD MASCULINE HAIRCUT. Shorter on the sides, longer at the top.
1b, GET GOOD CLOTHES YOU FAGGOT. Don't dress like a 9 year old.
1c, WORK OUT UNTIL YOU'RE RIPPED or AT LEAST have a 6-pack. If you're not a fat ass a 6-pack can be achieved in 4 weeks of hard work.
This will RADICALY improve your confidence, because all women will treat you differently when you become attractive. I mean ALL women, including cashiers, friends, strangers, of all ages. Again, talking from experience. You'll verify it when you do it yourself.

The way you perceive yourself radically changes how you interact with others, brother. Therefore taking care of everything mentioned above will change the way you interact with her, because it WILL change your perception of yourself.

2. And this may not be too easy for some people; DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GODDAMN CONSEQUENCES. Approach her like you want to bring her to your house and ravage her ass, not necessarily telling her that, of course. If you tease her, keep the sexual dynamic going, go for the un-asked kiss in the right moment, or just straight to fucking in the right moment. If nothing happens, if she gets turned away WHILE YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT, then she's not for you.
Of course, she could be turned off by other factors, such as being a goddamn pussy. But a girl wants man, not a pathetic fucking SIMP.
Again, if she's not already your GF, don't give her fucking presents. It won't work and usually doom you to the eternal simpzone.
If you want to give her a book, make her your gf first (unless you don't plan on having a relationship with her at all). If you want to make her your gf 1st, do what must be done to get a girl, and don't fucking simp around.

God bless you, Chad out.

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