/lit/ - Literature

>>6907779
That's what a non-autist would do

An autist would wait 3 years, and then post it on a tibetan carpet knitting board as a greentext.

>Anno Domini 2064
>Tao Lin finishes his magnum opus
>sells over 5 billion holobooks
>has entered canon
>pupils read 2010-2025 fanfiction in their cyberliterature lessons
>considered the epitome of literary achievement of our time
>redeet is looked upon as the Agora of the early 21st century
>Laurie Penny is chancellorette of the people's commonwealth of america
>all patriarchic literature outlawed, i.e. texts in which privilege is not checked permanently
>pen considered phallic, only writing device allowed is the reconstruction of a vulva with a keyboard inside
>Zizek is minister of psychoanalysis
>Tell your friend you dreamt of a train entering a tunnel
>Next day, thought police rounds you up
>get brought to Lacancentration camp
>have to talk to randy old git
>he talks so slow, einstein's relativity applies and I travel back in time
>they cant stop me cause its science
>Sam Harris is minister of truth, scientism abound
>travel to 2014
>warn /lit/
>mfw you won't believe me