/lit/ - Literature

>>21911164
>>21911175
I am this sort of individual. Tell me more.

>>21828128

>>21615138
WTF

>>21386342
Go ahead weeb let's see what you got

>>20482728
It's therapeutic.

Apparently I'm really good at writing stories about topics containing physical and sexual abuse (which I've gone through). I've made my audience cry a lot and a lot of people remark on how human my stories are (IE the dynamic between abuser and abused is very gray).

It's more helpful than any therapy or medication. I'm basically just dumping all of my trauma into story form but changing the names. It's great.

Here's a joke for you:

"An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician.

He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian.

Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician… “Greetings, comrade.” says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, “I think you are American spy.”

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, “That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!”

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

“Very good, very good!” says the politician. “But I still think you are spy.”

The man continues to keep his cool.

“I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!”.

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

“Amazing! You are skilled!” says the politician.

The spy smirks.

“But I still think you American spy.”

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, “I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!”

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, “You are good, you are good… but I still think you are spy.”

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Ok, I'm american. I'm a spy. How do you know?"

The russian politician replies: "Look at yourself in the mirror, you're a nigger""

>>18588888
What a waste of numbers

>>18304909

I watched one named SkepticalPickle and unironically fell in love with her. Had to stop watching

>>17626040
her faces are so cute

How do I stop falling in love with every girl I see like this. I know I'm not really in love because obviously I don't know them and I'm just projecting my anima, but I can't stop it

>>17191113
american psycho

>>15676060
I will be that man


Some day. Hopefully.

Be truthful bros, why do you come this board?

How to overcome the feeling that everything I write is stupid and wrong in some sense? By everything I mean every word and sentence. Is it self doubt? I just can't sit down and write because I feel silly and scared. Anyone else experiencing this?

>>15119414
This is the most reddit post that I ever seen

>>15119414

>>15025607
What's an ontology-punk?

>>15026160
Yes.

>>15016509
are you me?

>parents are badmouthing religion again

Where to publish my poetry/short stories? I'm in dire times and need money

I just showed my dick to some cute guy who asked for it and he's not texting back. I guess there's a first time for everything

>>14092333
>I promise this isn’t a self insert

>>13981092