/lit/ - Literature

Whoa, I have not been so attracted to another female in quite some time. I am infinitely pleased by her aesthetically, and would embark on a quest in order to obtain her love.

Though I imagine such a dame to lack even the worth of a dime, I do find her lovely, and it feels good to say that about someone I don't know.

Oh dear, I have not felt such infatuation since my teenage years. Excuse me, /lit/, I know this is not the place to release such an off-topic emotional rant, but damn.

It even inspired me to dig up a picture of yours truly, bearing my own pair of big eyes.

...Please report me, I don't belong here. I've yet to even read any DFW.