/lit/ - Literature

>it’s another “anon has mommy issues” episode

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Jews, the smartest race that has subverted the entire world, and also stupid plagiarising grifters!

>main character is writing a series of love letters and poems for his wife
>main character also suffers from STEMfaggotry, and as such, has never written or appreciated a poem before, and likely lacks the necessary faculty to do so
What advice do you have for our hero?
How should he go forth in his quest to gain the faculty to appreciate poetry, i.e. a soul?
Is the idea of writing a yearly love letter/poem for your wife on your anniversary romantic enough to attract and keep a female audience?
Do you /lit/izens have any ideas for how such a series could be written, in terms of themes and subjects? Even generic subjects and themes would be appreciated.
Keep in mind that the main character likely also has some level of undiagnosed autism, in addition to lacking a soul.

Upon further consideration I have come to the conclusion that lobsters are indeed quite different from human beings