/lit/ - Literature

Thrusting feverishly, nearing ecstasy, I heard her say "Hon, would you be a dear and flip the record over?"

>>13957994
Am I missing something or your story has nothing to do with you being a talented liar?
The response you gave was a sort of an impulsive reaction rather than a conscious lie.
Here a key event in your life is unfolding, you're about to reverse confess to your crush. But because it all so sudden and because it's not how you imagined it and you're not prepared, so you blow it.
Perhaps you told lies before and saw no consequences, but this time was different. This time things just won't pass and there's no happy resolution to this. It is a bitter reality that you are unable to learn from.

>>11470879
>hey guys, eastern thought general
>now lets talk about the genius of Geunon!

>statism

>>10446095
>cah' we black nigga we black as a berry nigga we black bruh we slaves bruh cah' we black kill whitey now!

>>9864363
>le witty /pol/tard response
>m-maga..!!

>author says she loathes introductions
>adds a foreword

>>7480341
>Literally 1 hour, 29 minutes and 40 seconds before your joke
>Stole

Sure thing anon, sure thing. Also, it wasn't a joke, I'm serious.

Bait

>>6955580
>mfw my friends complain about having too little money
>while simultaneously going out drinking 3+ times a week, eating out multiple times a week, living by themselves somewhere they can't afford and also regularly dropping 2000+ dollars on new equipment

>>6946883
>pretty
Opinion discarded, you don't know anything about music.

>>6856203
>still believing negro vernacular to be humorous
>2015

>>6543186
>x is shitty
>shitty