/lit/ - Literature

I want to go the library and chat up some girls about random literary trivia and then try to have sex with them because I'm a nerdy virgin. I'm scared though for some reason. I wish I was like Diogenes of Sinope--he didn't care about the opinions of others and felt no shame masturbating and defecating in the Athenian agora. If my life was a novel, it'd make an interesting chapter.