/lit/ - Literature

>>14350922
>I’ll just manually count them as the same in the data
wew
as you see, thanks anon. Godspeed. Setting an alarm clock for your thread to come up at 12pm (EST).

god is an atheist

who /smartbutlazy/ here?

You guys I am in serious trouble I need your help

I have an infinitesimally small amount of writing that needs to be conceived in my consciousness by then end of an eternally long amount of time. Pls help /lit/

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone has all the markings of a classic. Rowling uses classic narrative devices with flair and originality and delivers a complex and demanding plot in the form of a hugely entertaining thriller. She is a first rate writer for children.

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>>6333590

>there isn't a single line in theistic literature that will ever be factual or literal in it's meaning

I know right, some Christfag was telling me that according to his Bible, a Roman named "Pontius Pilate" (I know, it sounds crazy, right) had an important administrative role in Judea. Then he told me that a "Christian" "church" arose in areas of the Mediterranean during the first century. Lulz! Clearly no such religion ever existed.

Just finished re-reading Tale of Two Cities, somebody tell dis nigga that Jerry Cruncher isn't all that funny; there's no need to repeatedly describe his hairstyle; why are we supposed to enjoy laughing at his 8-year-old son and battered wife; also
>what's "show don't tell"
x9000

>1984 was about communism

Happy Saturnalia, friendo

tfw you half assed yours and the professor singled it out as one of the best