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Dear sweet Mother of the Lord, dear Mother Mary, thank You for pushing the Man out of your vagina who Himself gave birth to the Catholic Church. Sweet Mother Mary, thank You for the Catholic Church which has enlightened innocent children into realizing they’ll go to hell for masturbating or being homosexual. Thank You for Your Catholic Church which excommunicated and persecuted Galileo, executed Giordano Bruno and burned many other heretics at the stake. Thank You for Your Inquisition. Thank you dear Mother Mary for Your Catholic Church which taught this blessed planet that contraception is not OK, thus directly contributing to both the HIV/AIDs pandemic in Africa, as well as the overpopulation of certain parts of Africa. If it weren’t for the Catholic Church, so many African males would be putting those hellish pieces of rubber around their huge black cocks! THANK YOU JESUS AND THANK YOU MOTHER MARY AND MAY THE SWEET LORD BLESS EVERYONE READING THIS! Amen.

If I'm a good enough Christian, can I take the Virgin Mary as my wife when I go to Heaven?

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Virgin, rejoice,
Mary full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
for thou hast borne Christ the Saviour,
the Deliverer of our souls.