/lit/ - Literature

>>12353577
>But I want to get laid. I want to see what sex is like.
DO NOT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY IN AN ORGY. I lost my virginity in a "woods party orgy" (which is exactly what it sounds like when I was a Freshman in high school (14-15 years old). It was a Junior/Senior orgy party. They met every couple of weeks at different houses of the rich kids in the group when their parents were out of the country on business or holiday. This time though we were 4-5 miles deep into the woods of North Jersey, up a mountain, with a raging bonfire that overlooked a massive lake below). It was a scene out of a Pagan fertility ritual. My friend and I were the only Freshman invited and let me tell you, I was pretty fucking stoked albeit nervous.
>"What's the worst that can happen?" At the very worst it would be a great story to tell later in life.
So everyone starts drinking and two hours in, things are starting to heat up. Pretty soon its a full on fuck fest. Girls getting trains run on them, blow jobs around the bonfire, moaning from the woods. >Real primal hardcore, knees in the dirt, head pushed down into the dead autumn leaves, drug and alcohol fueled debauchery.
It was almost surreal. So I get a blow job, and start to double team one of the girls (who I had just met that night). I'm in the front, full on throat fucking her and a sophomore I kind of knew was pounding her from behind. We're switching every couple of minutes (Eiffel Tower lol) and eventually I got performance anxiety and went semi-soft. While I was trying to get "back to attention", the other guy tried to put it in her ass and apparently that was where that slut drew the line because she flipped out at him and stormed off.
>blue balled during my first time
>ohgodwhy.jpg
Later in the night after everything died down, she blew me before everyone went to their tents/sleeping bags. She said it was because she felt bad about not letting me finish before. So I blew a load in her throat. Which isn't a bad consolation prize.

You know what. I change my mind. That is still one of the craziest and best nights of my life so far. Great story as well.
The difference between my experience and yours though? My orgy party was primal festival between two dozen PRIME high school aged ass.
Your orgy party consists of frumpy middle aged/old men and generically plain housewives and used up "cool wine aunts". The point being, not all orgy's are created equal. You shouldn't waste your virginity on a mid-life crisis orgy party.

>>12116714
>We simply operate at a higher level of consciousness.
Really? Because according to this anon >>12114877 you're all infected with a brain parasite from huffing cat shit in your free time. Which not only gives a reason for the undeserved pompous nature of the French, but also their hedonistic obsession with degenerate sex. Weird, huh?
I would be believe you, and your "extensive analysis of this phenomenon", but don't bother because he has peer reviewed studies from the Chicago University of Medicine and uh, you kind of....don't have those.

>>12080986
She's a whore now. A metamorphosis that all women complete at some point in their life. Giving them the right to vote, getting rid of no-fault divorce, and outlawing beating them was a HUGE fucking mistake.