/lit/ - Literature

>sitting at the pub
>reading "Das Kapital"
>moronic pleb approaches
>"hello mate what yo reading?"
>".............its a......"
>"can you speak up mate i can't hear your?"
>"Its a book.....by Karl Marx"
>moronic pleb stares with hatred boiling in his eyes and exclaims
>"Oh I understand, I don't agree with his principles personally but I feel if we adapted the good of all politics maybe one da-"
>At this point I have to interrupt his cretinous drivel, his fascist capitalism is encroaching on my personal liberties
>"FUCK OFF YOU VILE IMPERIALIST! WHY DON'T YOU GO CAPTURE SOME VIRGINS FOR YOUR DRACONIAN FEUDALISTIC OPPRESSION!"
>He is aghast at my intellectual superiority and stupors at how I have bested him
>"Sorry mate i guess we got off on the wrong foot, my names Dave, would you like a drink?"
>At this point I had to leave, I don't need some conservative scum talking to me like that
>Let the Vanguard party rise again and smash these tyrants!

I think Hitchens himself would point to this man.

>>1667424
>>1667421
mfw people don't despise you completely and simply tolerate your utter asinine bullshit poxy philosophical chit-chat

>>1177243
>Inception
>Cultured