/lit/ - Literature

God I fucking hate this whiny prick.

>>18221548
To be or not to be

Isn't that the question, friends?

Whether it is nobler in the mind to SUFFER the slings and arrows of all of this god damned outrageous fortune

Or to end it all by taking arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing all of it, to end it all. To die is to sleep, no more. And when we say sleep, we say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is subject to. Dying is a consummation devoutly to be wished, OP.

Yes, to die IS to sleep, but to sleep, perhaps the chance to DREAM.

Yes, my friends. There is the rub. That is the catch.

FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH

WHAT

DREAMS

MAY

COME

Long time Bardolator here. So far I've read Othello, Julius Caesar, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, Macbeth, complete sonnets and King Lear.

I've considered reading Romeo & Juliet but the elitist faggot inside of me keeps me from doing so and so I just keep rifling through his other plays lesser known by normalfags.

Is there anything in Romeo and Juliet that would surprise me? As far as the overall allegory and character development goes of course, I think it's pretty clear that they both fucking die.

>King Lear
>A man listens to his daughters
>everybody dies

>Julius Caesar
>A man tries to uphold democratic values
>everybody dies

>12th night
>A robot moralfag gets btfo by normalfags
>everyone but the robot lives happily ever after

>Romeo and Juliet
>Chad and Stacy die like retards

>Macbeth
>A man listens to his wife
>everyone dies

>Othello
>A white woman gets blacked
>everyone dies

>Merchant of Venice
>jews get BTFO
>everyone has sex

>Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
>I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
>You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
>It's a love story baby just say "Yes"
>Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel
>This love is difficult, but it's real
>Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
>It's a love story baby just say "Yes"

Holy crap what absolute irredeemable trash

is he actually good or is he just a /lit/ meme?