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I don't even know why we have optimism in society. I think it ultimately crushes people.

The most cynical viewpoint you can take of the universe...that's the correct viewpoint.

Our lush existents, being born as humans in the 21st century doesn't change the fact that it was built on a tower of unimaginable pain, cruelty and death. One day that tower will collapse for our subjective consciousnesses and we will join the rest.

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."

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Who is the Woody Allen of books?

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Allen all it's been a good time with you guys!

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Let's see:

Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese, Akira Kurosawa, and the Coens.

Kevin Smith would be on my list because I fucking love Clerks but is cancelled out by Red State. Spike Lee is probably my least favorite director of all-time.

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dinglebury
knobgoblin
knobs-a-gobblin'
mouth-breather
(for liberals) New York-Jewish-left-wing-liberal-intellectual-central-park-west-Brandeis-University-with-the-socialist-
summer-camps-with-the-father-with-the-Ben-Shahn-drawings

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Does /lit/ like him?

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>>1058485
Oh my god it's working.

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Hey /lit/

how does this sound

Nancy: Do you hate how I make you feel?

Frank: Are you a woman?

end scene

thats supposed to be the dramatic end of the scene I just wrote. I think it has a bit of punch, what do you guys think

ps im probably trolling.

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Hey, Noam Chomsky here.

Watcha guys doing?

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>>591871
relax.
It's not even worth the breath.

haters gonna hate. I am jewish, so I am used to that.

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>>578826
who do you think you are kidding with this?

confusing me with that joke would be offensive to me if I would not just be cool like that

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>>495701
>I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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>>419573
"Not agaaain."
(cue 'curb your enthusiasm' end music)

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