/lit/ - Literature

Write a short philosophy essay on how to get a girlfriend.

>>20780913
I planned to shoot up my school and once jacked off to one of those mukbang videos of a korean girl eating a live octopus. That was all when I was a teenager though. Now I can hardly stand violence in movies and feel bad about killing bugs in my house.

>>20715981
yeah. and it's only gonna get worse

>>20710107
>Jacuzzi orgies, your personal correspondence you have with Pynchon and McCarthy, and the nights you've spent reading aloud Plato to naked Victoria's Secret models
I wish the things I posted about here were as cool as that, and that my actual life was even half as cool as that.

Does anyone else feel a great sense of shame when they make a minor grammar or spelling mistake in a post? It seems like such a basic thing to just proofread a post once to eliminate any such mistakes. It's also such a basic thing to not let any basic language mistakes on a Mongolian basket-weaving imageboard seriously affect you. Yet, for some reason, I just can't help but feel like I have greatly dishonored everyone I care about by making a stupid mistake on here. Perhaps it comes from back when where having a simple spelling mistake was an automatic loss for any internet argument, or something that could hurt your grade in school.

>>20417088
I never understood how people can look forwards to work this much. To me, work is a necessary chore one must do to live life. I can see the excitement from getting a paycheck but the act of work itself isn't something I'm fond of - coworkers and customers make it even worse as human interaction tends to suck the enjoyment out of everything. Maybe I'm just a depressed faggot though.

>>20391537
>What are your hopes and dreams?
I have many. I want to be a writer, a composer, a game developer, and many things more but can't seem to decide on one or even make progress towards any of them.
>What inspires you?
My suffering, more specifically the fact that people relate to my suffering and if I make it I can give them hope that they can make it as well.
>What brings you joy, what makes you endure?
Things of beauty, like good music, art, and literature, and a possibly misguided sense of optimism.
>What refreshes your spirit?
Nothing. My spirit has been slowly draining away from me all my life. When I think I've emptied my spiritual gas tank, just a bit more seems to trickle out. I'm running on spirit fumes at this point.

Best translation of the old testament? also posting from computer library.

>>20318699
>don’t believe in God because, uh, just don’t ok?