/lit/ - Literature

Grew up in England till I was about 13, then I moved to my grandma's farm in rural Quebec. I've never been able to shake the Cockney accent. When I was 17 my dad bought a farm in Paraguay and I moved there with him for the birds and to get out of the cold and ended up going to university there. Needless to say, I can speak French, English, and Spanish like a local. Unfortunately I've been yet unsuccessful in translating my linguistic ability into any good gash, but I've impressed a lot of people on the internet.

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>not realizing your parents are putting you thru school so that you can support them when they retire

Ur just another investment