/lit/ - Literature

>>20240924

>>20225647

>>19713889

>>15665092

>MC is a trained assassin
>keeps getting into stupid situations that escalate as the story goes on

>MC is an accomplished scientist
>becomes increasingly stupid as the story goes on, getting into ever escalating situations

>MC is part of a top secret organization
>everyone knows who he is and he is always trying to play catch up

>Character is legit stupid and is said to be stupid
>all situations turn out rosy and in his favor regardless of the seemingly insurmountable odds and everyone loves him

>Manly MC
>is actually pretty girly and loves pets even cats

>MC is in LitRPG genre
>1,000% Mary Sue beyond all possibilities

OMFG. Once I got through my fiction backlog, from the 1980s or older, it is like everyone's fiction writing took the worst nose dive as possible. What the fucking hell is going on? This is the worst year I've ever had trying to find something remotely, "good," to read in any fiction genre.

I didn't realize that when my old backlog was completed I'd be staring a pile of shit like what modern literature has become. Fuck this shit.

>>12199859
lol see >>12199983
fucking dolt.

>>12069179
>Reddit can be high quality unlike /pol/.
people like this man

>>11921741
>Otherwise we'd have found genetic markers of intelligence a decade ago

The cold metal grip secured his tactile insecurities, while the smooth spherical barrel secured the man opposite, frozen in place, he watched the man’s fearful eyes focus on the weapon.

Welcome to college! Where the professors force the 80% of the class that doesn't care and doesn't want to be there, plus the 10% of the class that kind of cares but doesn't care enough to do the work properly, to spitball their inane retard opinions so they can pass the time until the class is over, while the remaining 10% with true potential or passion for the subject are smothered out.

ENJOY FOUR MORE YEARS OF IT

AND THEN ENJOY WHEN IT CONTINUES INTO GRADUATE SCHOOL

IT'S GREAT! I LOVE IT! THANKS FOR LETTING ME HERE WHAT RETARD GUY THINKS ABOUT TH SUBJECT I STUDIED FOR 10 FUCKING YEARS AND RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST SO I COULD FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO DID THE SAME THING AND TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT. I'M GLAD THAT WE GET TO HAVE AWKWARD SILENCES FOLLOWED BY SOME RANDOM DUDE CHIMING IN TO SAY "I GUESS IT'S ABOUT LIKE... REASON, AND STUFF?"

UNIVERSITY IS GREAT! ENJOY BEING SMOTHERED IN THE BORED CHILDREN OF THE RICH, ALL DAY EVERY DAY, BEACUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS ANYMORE, A DAYCARE CENTER FOR RICH BABBIES WITH NO WHERE ELSE TO GO. IT'S A GOOD THING EVERY UNIVERSITY IS A FAST DEGRADING DIPLOMA MILL FOR CHURNING OUT GRADE INFLATED DICKHEADS

>HMMM I THINK I'LL DO MY MA IN ENGLISH LITERATURE...... I KIND OF LIKE ENGLISH LITERATURE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN I GUESS I KIND OF LIKE IT.. WHY NOT DO MY MA IN IT? HAHA IT COSTS $89,000 A YEAR BUT MY DAD IS PAYING :) I NEED ANOTHER 3 YEARS TO FIND MYSELF

DAY CARE FOR THE RICH

>I HAVE A "PHILOSOPHY DEGREE"

TRANSLATING/..... TRANSLATING.....

>I SPENT 5 YEARS IN COFFEE-DRINKIN' HIGH SCHOOL 2.0 GETTING A B-MINUS AVERAGE IN CLASSES SO DUMBED DOWN THAT THEY ARE DEVOID OF ANY CONTENT
>MY DAD OWNS A SMALL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY IN OHIO SO IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY
>YEAH I'M A GRADUATE STUDENT IN ANTHROPOLOGY.... HUH? WHOS CLIFFORD GEERTZ? LMAO I DONT DO THAT STUFF.... I DO LIKE... THE THING ON THE SYLLABUS..... I THINK I READ 10 PAGES OF THAT ONCE..????

>>10124037
underrated