/lit/ - Literature

>>1511775
>We went on a church trip. Bunch of guys from Bumfuck, Middle America were there from another church. They were pretty funny. I remember them asking if we wanted to "bond" with them. We were like, "What the fuck are you talking about?" They were like, "Its when you put Gold Bond on your balls! It's like a breath mint on your nuts!" We were like, "Fuck off, dude" because we thought they were fucking with us, but then they were like, "Cool, whatever," and went off into the corner and FUCKING JUST DID IT. They were cool guys. We had a lot of fun working with them.

ITT

>use the but

On Project Runway

>my roommate reads me dirty poetry and I enjoy it

>>1181818
Sure sounds like /lit/erary work to me...

>>963929
>I'm different than others because I sit, stare, and ponder.
Yep, you're like soooo different than everyone else. You're really deep.

>>939693
>The Iliad and Odyssey were the very definition of "writing for a pay check."

>flames of jealousy

>>804533

>>758221
>ironically

>>527889

>>458866
Did you think this was a freestyle rap for white people board? It's not, it's fucking /lit/. You suck and your rap sucks too.

>>455086
>You are in your pajamas / eating cold pizza / when you decide
>to make a coyote. / Now all you need is a pregnant coyote.
>Darling, if you were here, I’d try / to lick your heart.
>What happens when your head splits open / and the bird flies out, its two notes deranged?
>All that a human is made of is gold, / very very little gold.
>Imagine a frog / in your mouth, struggling. / Now imagine you’re that frog.
>Why am I so afraid of nothingness? / My soul is a baby wolf.

>>441927
You're so right.