/lit/ - Literature

~Banana~

- Pros: Easy to eat, comes with a natural package, tasty and nutricious
- Cons: Phallic, have to get rid off peel, where the juice at?

~Apple~

- Pros: Easy to eat, classic fruit, can be eaten entirely (real men methods), cool to throw in air and catch again
- Cons: makes my teeth hurt from the inside (just me? idk), unoriginal fruit, hard, low good apple to bad apple ratio, juice drops on the page

~orange~

- Pros: yummy its an orange, already split into parts (ty god), makes surroundings smell nice
- Cons: epic spillage flooding the pages, peeling effort, orange juice might squirt in eyes when peeling --> one-eyed reading skills required

~pear~

- Pros: really tasty (only eat it ripe not when its still hard or i will come to your house and murderfuck yuo), easy to handle
- Cons: juice drops ftl, weird skin, no balance when layed down

I will revied more fruits in a minute, please feel free to add your own, discuss and make rankings. Have fun and please refrain from trolling!