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>>19804374
>>19804374
Despite popular belief, Jan Assmann prefers boobs and believes men who prefer asses to be subhuman. This lead to a falling out with his once close friend and dear colleague Bübenbaum who prefers asses. Supporters of Bübenbaum have gone as far as declaring large breasts antisemitic. White nationalists however have taken this even further declaring large nonflat asses to be a sign of colored blood blamed upon the genealogy of the lustful father. The Sphinx had no comment, reporters say