/lit/ - Literature

I'm going to tell you some life hack secrets tips
>don't spend too long shitting you're giving yourself roids
>if you don't know how to cook and never plan to learn, get an instant pot for $100
>start using saline spray (not afrin kind, just saline) and drink more water to regularly irrigate sinuses and keep throat and chest clear of phlegm and improve quality of life
>blow your nose more effectively by using less pressure but alternating the pressure by slightly manipulating sinus as you blow to jostle more mucus loose
>masturbate as hard as you possibly can for bigger cums, go at it like you're an ape on PCP raping another ape