/lit/ - Literature

Should Randposting be a bannable offense? This "Find a flaw" thread is posted almost daily either because a) shitposters know it gets a reaction, or b) some assblasted Randian has nothing better to do. It's not even fun like spookposting is, just annoying.

How long do I have to write before I actually get good?

>>6769540
>Everyone who disagrees with me is brainwashed by the Israelis! I enjoy blaming perceived issues on conspiracy theories because it means I don't have to challenge my firmly-held beliefs, or even think that much!

>ask out this one girl
>she tells me she likes John Green
>break up with her on the spot
she actually 'broke up' with me a few weeks later by blowing off our second date and never texting me back when I asked her about it

>tfw you think a story is really poignant but you finish it and it's sentimental garbage

>>6748534
>He's good

>>6693290
>Dale Carnagie
>Chad

>al-burt camm-uss

>>6258502
>Veiny hands is not a sign of poor diet

didn't say that

>wrist thickness is not affected by work

my dad wasn't born with 9 inch wrists

>all the answers to life can be found in The Brothers Karamazov

>book has pages

Are you sick of genre fiction, /lit/?
I can't even begin reading Hyperion Cantos

>all the answers to life can be found in The Brothers Karamazov

How do I live a literary lifestyle?

>alternate history
>there's always less countries

>>5890372
>sounds like a cat being beaten with wind chimes

No.

>libertarians
>on /lit/

>getting published in a shrink-a-dink publication is anything to brag about

You do realize that they publish shit poetry all over the place? The utter-garbage of a poem won a 4000$ prize (which is more than your PoMo garbage will ever fetch):

http://thewalrus.ca/poetry-prize/

>tfw three day break from reading a hundred and twenty pages in one sitting

I'll get back to it soon

That feel when too intelligent for this world.

>>5553223
>7m pixels of stallman

>"libary"

>>5353440
So this is the face of modern art nowadays?

>listening to audiobook
>male narrator does a high pitched female voice