/lit/ - Literature

>>18751443
I once flew to Jamaica with this 6'2 brunette I was banging, I got wasted on the plane, when we landed I bought weed and spicy jerk chicken in the airport before getting to the resort.

I was so tired, drunk, and stoned, and I grabbed my date and pushed her on the bed. Whipped off my pants and told her to blow me. She was turned on by being told what to do, so she did. After I came down her throat, I face-planted on the bed and accidentally rolled off and onto the floor. I passed out, naked, on the floor, farting loudly and it only made the rest of the trip even more romantic.

/fit/ bro would be sober, probably have to cuddle with his girlfriend and be nice to hope to have sex, probably goes out to the balcony to fart, and is too shy to ask for a BJ

Why do you think so many young men are incels in 2021? They have been sold a completely feminized vision of masculinity and women can't stand these fucking simps. That's why they'd prefer taking simp money online than having to date an actual depressed, sad, fat ass beta male with no biceps, no goals, just a wagie cagie netflix watcher.