/lit/ - Literature

>>22253366
yes, and?

>>18923329
>Toni Morrison? Oh yes, I love raping my way through her books. Every time I read her prose it's like my brain is a penis and her story is a vagina, and together my thoughts become a beautiful mulatto child. Do you have any other female authors to recommend for my massive, throbbing intellect?

>>7371808
>>7371763

>>7294928
Toppest cake, I might start listening to Ellis' podcast now. I love Wallace, in my top 3 writers but I've never heard him so appropriate BTFO and it'll be hard not to keep in mind everything he's saying when I get around to this film.

ALSO
>guest speaker seriously unironically mentions this "great new book he's been reading", called "Selected Tweets by Tao Lin and Mira Gonzales"
>my fucking face when

>>7175138

>>6447143
>The humidity made them take almost all of their clothes off; or was it the sexual tension? Who knows.
>Buttershitter

>>6388586
holy keke my sides

>>6350582
>I remember emailing my professor telling him he was a pseudo intellectual
dear jesus

>>6235635
>Nobody in all of English literature is a better master of English prose than J.R.R. Tolkien.

>associates himself with the nouveau riche at the country club
>fancies himself as an intellectual

Hearty laughs all around, gentlemen. Splendid fun.

>>5076638
oh my god now you're using Latin terms you don't understand, this is even better.

here's an annotation for you: 'ad hominem' is when someone says you're wrong because of some fault in your character. Example: you say annotating is wrong but you have a terabyte of child porn on your hard drive.

ad hominem is not: calling someone an idiot because they are acting like an idiot.

oh my god, you seriously didn't know that, how embarrassing.

>In fact, you'll find they often have provocative themes and complex characters

shit plebs actually believe about young adult fiction?

self taught master race reporting in

enjoy your $250,000 debt because you're too stupid to be self-motivated and read books on your own

>>2550356
>sweeping generalizations

My sweeping generalizations are backed up by anecdotal evidence. I've been to art colleges in Seattle, New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, and 95% of the student body is tattooed and fits my description to the T.

But I'm sure you're a unique individual and defy my studious observations.

>Sasha Grey is a genius
>"Removing in-factual information from an article with many misquotes by the author, this has been discussed a long time ago"
>"in-factual"
>"whoever posted my id better not do it again, i have a lawyer iand i don't like using him so do not re-post my id!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>mfw Christians can't tell the difference between evolution and the big bang theory.

>Sasha tweeted about the experience — calling the students the “sweetest” ever. However, not everyone saw it that way … some angry parents complained to the PTA — who then contacted the school’s principal … but there’s one problem. A rep for the school district is flatly denying Sasha was ever inside one of its classrooms — telling TMZ, “We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.

Comedy gold.