/lit/ - Literature

>walk into B&N
>security guard smiles at me, I smile back
>have a large coffee from the Starbucks attached
>in fiction section and about 30 new books are lined up on the floor, spine against the shelf (so I can't see what books they are)
>bend over to pick one up to see what it is
>coffee lid comes off and coffee spills on 10-15 of the books
>calmly place my coffee cup on the shelf and walk out
>smile at the security guard on my way out
>hear an employee yell "awww fuck!" as I leave the store