/lit/ - Literature

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>be sitting on the bus
>girl comes up to me
>I've shit my pants
>she tells me I smell nice
>I say thanks, but I'm not interested
>she keeps talking to me about how cute I am
>I tell her to go away
>I get off the bus
>she follows me
>gives me a piece of toilet paper with her name and number on it
>I throw up in the garbage and wipe my ass with her number.

Pic related, but prettier and less slutty.