/lit/ - Literature

>>12268005
This man has the softest face I have ever seen.

>Airport/Costco fiction
>YA novels
>self-help books where the author is on the sitting/smiling on the cover, typically with a number in the title
>books made into movies with the starring actor on the book's cover
>ghostwritten celebrity autobiographies
>zombie anything
>coffee table psuedo-political treatises written by bourgeois liberals or tepid neoconservatives
>biographies on athletes

Am I missing anything?

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>>9412325
how fucking hard is it to crop your goddamn images shit

>>8170996
You know it

>>8119650
>john green is the quickest way to a girl's heart

he's quite the stud

>"Have you met my new boyfriend, dad?"

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are vain, elitist, no-lifes who spend every second of their day not writing your novels. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any audience pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of genre fiction because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than exclusively reading the Canon .

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've written six Yount Adult Novels, of which two have been made into movies. What novels have you written, other than an abortive attempt to imitate Pynchon? I also host a youtube channel, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife