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>>1622000
it was some anon
yfw

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>>1612904
>>1612909
alright I was gonna tell you in that other thread but I'll do it here.
>friend calls me at 11:30 tonight. The friend is what Lovecraft would describe as a savage, degenerate negro (not sure if that's important). He tells me to come to a hotel in another part of town. Says he's "looking at a fucking beautiful girl"
>arrive at the nicest hotel I've ever been in. >aforementioned girl is the heiress to a massive baijiu (liquor) fortune and rented a swanky-ass suite
>go to their room, their in robes.
>start drinking vodka & red bull with some sake
>she disrobes and gets up on me
>start fucking her while my friend tries to stuff his dick in her mouth
>She won't do that
>friend gets pissed and pushes me off of her after I was being a total bro about everything and encouraging her to suck him off
>she won't fuck him
>start fucking her again
>friend literally get right up in my ear and starts shit talking
>dude's breath all in my ear, man.
>lose boner, go home
>mfw

Ima have some words with that muthafukka

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>>1583727
I was just gonna call it a raptormind.

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>>1569804
I meant personally. Wanted you to ask her if she'd go out with me sometime for a coffee

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>>1566392
Ah.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh...
Okay you speak the wisdom. Sorry about losing respect for you during that moment.
mfw I will never see a woman get devoured by an anaconda

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>>1541555
I clumsly converted it from green text in a Millennium thread on /tv/, I just wanted to get /lit/'s opinion.

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>mfw when I realise Deep&Edgy isn't fat

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>mfw I start a thread in /fit/ and get 10 times the replies I get in my home board.

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>>1272258

No youtube in Glorious People's Republic. Thanks anyway.

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>>1221693

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>>1213288

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