/lit/ - Literature

any comfy books with the sitcom diner setting

George: "Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast food?"
Elaine: "George, eat."
Goerge: "But why? I mean, seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck in with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an eggs, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich."
Jerry (rolling his eyes): "When we come back from the movie, we'll have breakfast for dinner. Deal?"
George: "I don't want to have 'breakfast for dinner. I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that scrambled eggs-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
Elaine (sarcastically): "Welllll George... ya gotta pick your battles in this world. But if this is the issue you want to champion, we stand behind you." (sarcastic smile)
Kramer: "Quite a bit behind you," (Snaps his fingers, and makes a weird clicking sound)