/lit/ - Literature

I "shaw" this coming - the punchline to some joke somwhere.

ALL MY MUTHAFUCKIN' BITCHES GIMME WORD UP EASY,
CAUSE GEORGE BERNARD SHAW IS NOW IN THE HEEZY.
UNLESS YOU ADDRESS ME AS G.B.S. WITH DISCRETION
I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE YOU GOT MRS WARREN'S PROFESSION
I DON'T NEED ITALICS OR APOSTROPHES
CAUSE WITH MY FAIR LADY'S
FUCKIN CASH ROYALTIES,
G.B.S. WILL MUTHAFUCKIN DO AS HE PLEASE,
JUST LIKE MAJOR BARBARA OR ANDROCLES.
I'VE GOT A MUTHAFUCKIN' NOBEL PRIZE AND WHAT IS MORE
I GOT AN OSCAR FROM HOLLYWOOD----CHA-CHING! G.B.S. SCORES!
AIN'T NOBODY ELSE DONE THAT, JUST ME AND AL GORE.
I GAVE BAD REVIEWS TO OSCAR WILDE,
AND SCOLDED THE BRITISH PUBLIC LIKE A WAYWARD CHILD,
PROUD CONTRARIAN, LOUD AS A CLARION,
A VEGETARIAN WHO WON'T EAT CARRION,
I'M A CRANKY HIBERNIAN NONAGENARIAN
MAN AND SUPERMAN, IT IS JUST AS YOU FEARED:
ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKIN' BITCHES CAN SUCK MY MUTHAFUCKIN' BEARD.