/lit/ - Literature

>read plate
>"dude there are like forms"
>"wow i didnt looked at it in this manner"

>>13850082
that's a naughty anime...

>if you cant know anything then how do you know that you can't know anything

>>13831705
>>13831747
yikes sweaty who hurt you

>be me
>go to bookstore for kierkegaard book
>greeted by cashier as i walk through the door
>dont even look at them and rush to philosophy section
>human creature already there
>awkwardly squeeze by them
>pretend to be really interested in the psychology section
>really just waiting for them to leave so i can browse the philosophy books in peace
>employee walks by
>"finding everything okay, sir?"
>sweating, want to vomit
>fear_and_trembling.pdf
>manage to mutter out, "yeah..." not even looking at them
>creature finally leaves
>look for a while, decide to get either/or
>go to checkout, place book on counter
>muttering anime theme songs to myself as i akwardly dig into my pocket for a wad of cash
>"some interesting stuff you got here"
>dont even respond
>"JUST SCAN THE FUCKING BOOK," i think
>"are you interesting in getting a membership with us, you could save up to 40% on future purchases"
>"n-no thank you"
>get change
>try to stuff it into my pocket but i drop it
>awkwardly scurry around on the floor trying to find my money
>everyone is looking at me
>the height of despair
>my god my god why hast thou forsaken me
>pick up change and run out of store and get into car
>break out into tears, screaming at self for being so autistic
>people still looking at me
>quickly drive off hoping i get in an accident and die

>>13831243
wow anon you really fucked up didnt you

>introduction is longer than the book

>>13807646
>I'd like to ask Peter whether he knows what girls look like down there. I don't think boys are as complicated as girls. You can easily see what boys look like in photographs or pictures of male nudes, but with women it's different. In women, the genitals, or whatever they're called, are hidden between their legs. Peter has probably never seen a girl up close. To tell you the truth, neither have I. Boys are a lot easier. How on earth would I go about describing a girl's parts? I can tell from what he said that he doesn't know exactly how it all fits together. He was talking about the "Muttermund," [* cervix], but that's on the inside, where you can't see it. Everything's pretty well arranged in us women. Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there was a second set of labia on the inside, since you couldn't see them. What's even funnier is that I thought urine came out of the clitoris. I asked Mother one time what that little bump was, and she said she didn't know. She can really play dumb when she wants to!

>>13806788
>be me
>go on libgen
>it has the book i want
>it's only in epub form