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>>4147959

My body is so sexy that I don't even know what to do with it. Should I fuck old men or small children? Should I go to jury duty or just get a sandwich from del Fresco's? Either way, my lactating titties, creased ass, and hail damaged thighs are no more desired by men than valhalla or elysium or shangri-la. My pussy is so fire you can grill a rack of ribs on it. Damn, I bet James Carmichael would drill me if he paid me; what a great boss. I like Wal-Mart because they provide little to no health benefits, that way my body can mature naturally like a fine patch of watermelons for wine or a fancy steak. I can't own a mirror because if I do, I would spend to much time in front of it eating and blowdrying my tush-kush. Anyway, thanks for listening diary, I have to go pick up my husbands daughter from school, fucking wench.