/lit/ - Literature

I'm still thinking about how frustrating it is that when I ask a question I don't get a direct or relevant answer and one day I will turn this about.
One day it will come to pass that if I ask something like what kind of microphone is better for recording spoken word poetry someone won't brag about how they have some kind of breathing technique that means they can use any microphone, instead someone will advise me what kind of microphones are best suited to the prosody and conditions of the spoken word in a studio environment, and what kind of features to look for when selecting the right model.
If I have a question about Hegel a schizo won't wax lyrical about Kant, instead they'll try their best to provide a plain English summary of what is relevant, or maybe even observe what assumptions or misinterpretations I have and correct them.
One day people won't handball away hard questions to imaginary professionals, they will either mention who is most qualified to answer the question and how to get in contact with them, or answer the question based on the best of their knowledge (and only adding speculation where appropriate).
And anyone who answers anything with something about sleep, water, or "relaxing" will disappear magician style down a giant PVC kid's slide that leads to Hell, which will be really revolting because by the time they get to the inferno of the underworld the tube will be melting all around them. Man those people suck. It could be a fat guy complaining that his weight gives him Sleep Apnea or a skinny guy who sleeps 12 hours a day and they'll still be like "don't be so hard on yourself. just drink plenty of water bro, and get some sleep".