/lit/ - Literature

>>10800327
>tfw little chandler

>>10430381
>describe a scene

>>10229262
>tfw you saw immunity dog once so Heavenly Pete can never take you

>>10104926
>decide to post shit threads on /tv/ before I go to sleep
>realize after I post that I was accidentally /lit/
>decide I can live with a 48 hour ban
>come back today
>its still up
the absolute state of /lit/

>>9883765
Unironically my novel
that will never be published

>>9826679
Ok, but seriously guys we're semicolons only invented to easily cover up a run-on sentence when you used just a comma?

>>9565979
an horse

>>9508580
>scientist

>>9482239
>loved a girl
>went on a couple dates
nigga what are you doing?

>>9334560
>tfw I'm an engineering student and I'm only half of those tihings

this just took me back

>watch this one british girl on youtube because she seemed sweet and the channel was slightly interesting since high school
>hadnt watched in a while
>this reminds me of her
>go check up on her
>she seems visibly older
what the fuck how do people actually fall in love if we know this is how it ends, why are we alive, why do we age fuck guys

>>9288435
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>be 13
>like reading but not really into classics yet, mostly Chrichton-tier shit
>find a book by a new author
>read it, when I'm done, lend it to a friend
>he also likes it
>be at the bookstore, decide to be nice
>buy two more of his books so I can read one and lend the other to my friend and switch
>my book was alright, worse than the other
>but his
>this fucking faggot pleb-tier author decides to put a fucking clumsy, poorly-written, out-of-nowhere, lesbian orgy in the middle of his novel
>this faggot, pleb-tier friend of mine decides to share with the class
>obviously telling them that it was my book
>mfw this reputation carried throughout the rest of middle school
>mfw four years later I was talking to this girl I like and she made a joke about this event
>mfw she didn't even go to middle school with me

anyway the moral of the story is never read anything that doesn't make you look pretentious

>>9010750
>Define spook
you

>>8957621
literally unironically not in a meme way:

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>8947984
I told you bro my date got cancelled. Don't remind me.

>>8779398
>femaleness

>>8726071
>reading shakespeare

>>8725012
No, you can never leave.

>>8534576
As a southerner, this so much. I hate it so much when you see some OP-ed that reads like a blog post from some Northern liberal who shoehorns y'all into every sentence. It is so fake.

Seriously, I am from the South, I have even said y'all before unironically, but it is literally fucking impossible to read the word y'all without it sounding fake as fuck. You aren't even from the South you stupid fake fucks

I don't know if you think it makes you sound sassy or black or whatever but fucking stop.. it never fucking works godamnit hell most of all it just comes out patronizing as fuck

seriously fucking stop

i hate you so fucking much you dumb fucking yankee quasi-carpetbagger too goddamn lazy to actually live in this culture you just want to steal the parts you like while lambasting the rest you fucking dumb worthless yankee faggots i hate all of you goddamn

It's okay for dialogue though.

>be me, 13 year old bookworm
>find a book by a new author
>read it, when I'm done, lend it to a friend
>he also likes it
>be at the bookstore, decide to be nice
>buy two more of his books so I can read one and lend the other to my friend and switch
>my book was alright, worse than the other
>but his
>this fucking faggot pleb-tier author decides to put a fucking clumsy, poorly-written, out-of-nowhere, lesbian orgy in the middle of his novel
>this faggot, pleb-tier friend of mine decides to share with the class
>obviously telling them that it was my book
>mfw this reputation carried throughout the rest of middle school
>mfw four years later I was talking to this girl I like and she made a joke about this event
>mfw she didn't even go to middle school with me

fucking shit-tier writing tbqh no self-respecting author has ever included an actual sex scene in his books, fuck all faggot writers who do this, fucking plebs