/lit/ - Literature

>not reading an unfinished series because it's unfinished
Literally why do some people think like that?

>>22176094
How many books did you sell

I have long wondered why it is that stories told with the pen sound so different from stories told with the voice. Brooding over this question has pulled the rug quite honestly out from under my art. But now I at last understand the gap between written and spoken word, or at least now possess a comparison that calms my brooding brain: Written language compares to spoken language as spoken words compare to words sang... and mine is the clown's song.

>>17945076
>youtube like/dislike ration is a repressentation of popular opinion

>>17389734
burgers are an endless source of entertainment

I'd like to throw my rocking chair out of my bedroom window. I'd like to throw it with all my might that I can have it coming out of my window for over 10 meters. I'd like to hear it break. I'd like to hear the cushion torn apart by whatever object it comes in contact to. I'd also like to hear the gasps of those who would be unfortunate to see it. Then, with my manic outburst, I would hurry downstairs, barge through the main door, and making a beeline towards the already broken chair, I would lunge on it. Hearing the chitchat of those who got the oppotunity to spectate my endeavor, I would wrestle with the chair, cursing it at the same time.
I will hold a wooden piece of the chair with both my hands and I will drive my knee towards its center, I will do this with every piece of the chair until it is too short to break.
The cushion will get a special treatment, together with my clothes, I will create a makeshift rope to pull down a nearby tree from its base then, like a giant, I would treat the tree as my club and beat the rocking chair like garlic with a pestle.
At this point, I would presume that some coward had contacted the local police to report a naked madman beating up a chair. I would then use this opportunity to be kind and generous to everyone by giving them an elevated blood pressure for going outside without a mask. Breaching every health protocols I would approach anyone I see, accosting them for a person I falsely deem them to be, I would then recite any excerpt from any book like Mr. Zizek.
Lastly, as I hear the policemen shouting at me. I would quickly force my way into my dear Deyneille's home, I would sprint upstairs, kicking her door down, I would hastily grab any manga that I see and tear it in front of her face all while shouting "AUTISTIC", "WEEB", "RETARD", and "FAGGOT" repeatedly
I WANT TO SMASH THE TAXISSS

>>16800468
NOOOO IT'S ALL BRAPS NOOOOOOO

Explain to me why posmodernism carries negative connotations everywhere except for literature.

>>16560372
Gratias tibi ago. Multas res sunt quas volo legere sed magnam vocabularium necesse est habere. Tuo modo scribendi mihi placet.
>>16560385
Recte dicis. Syntaxis Ciceroni et alterorum scriptorum classicorum facilis non est sed cum exercitio temporeque eos intellegere potes.

Valete fratres

Imagine wanting to make high culture democratic honhonhon

>>16080382
Melville still trolling idiots 150 years later.

>>15648299
>nationalism is the result of impoverished countries unwilling to develop a proper tourist trade.