/lit/ - Literature

>>19246985
He didn't mean anything by that because it's a fake quote. Anyways masturbation is retarded and you're a fag if you jerk off. Ancient romans considered masturbation to be the lowest form of sexual gratification, fit only for slaves. Thomas Aquinas said that jerking off is worse than fornication because at least when you fornicate you are having sex with a woman, which is natural. Not to mention the fact that most men masturbate to porn, training themselves to derive sexual pleasure from watching another man fuck the object of their sexual desire. Jerking off is for cucks.

If you wrote just one word everyday, you could write a whole novel in just 2 years. Wow.

>>18415568
>>18415599
You have no arguments. Go shove a dilator up your necrocunt you fucking faggot.

You can't rape your wife. Once you put a ring on it she is yours.

I SORT MY BOOKS BY SIZE
MY DICK IS 5 INCHES LONG
I SIT DOWN TO PEE AND SHOWER
I RARELY FINISH READING A BOOK
I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX EXCEPT FOR WITH HIRO’S MOTHER
I HAVEN’T MASTURBATED IN A YEAR
I WON’T MASTURBATE FOR A YEAR
I COLLECT PULP FICTION AND NON-FICTION AND STORE THEM IN AN BOOKSHELF MOUNTED TO AN EXTERIOR BASEMENT WALL IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST
I STRATEGICALLY PLACE BOOKS IN VISIBLE LOCATIONS WHEN I HAVE COMPANY OVER
REPLY TO THIS POST OR I WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
SUCK MY DICK JANNY

>>16807413
>as we have seen in a previous work

>>16522770
>would've made it sooner but i've been banned

This guy. Never change, J Boner.

>>16420168
BASED

Find someone to practice with (no some meme app like duolingo and Rosettstone)
And apply the acquisition method

https://youtu.be/illApgaLgGA

>>16060890
I dont have to cope because im not an egoistic faggot like you.

Every time I respond to a pol bait poster I ask what they've read recently. I have never once recieved a reply about books. It's an effortless way to embarrass midwit shitposters.

>>15978096
Life cannot be wasted, for every single waking moment is immeasurably precious and infinitely more based&redpilled than faggot non-existence.

Capitalism? More like crap-italism.

>>15940831
Next time i read it, i'll picture Des Esseintes in head like pic related

>>15930927
>read: 0
>to read: 0

>our reader already knows that

>>15913417
>mfw i will outlive buttertits and get to witness xhir death.

>book was written this century
into the trash it goes

>read book once
>write a preface on my own
>skip preface

Time well spent

>>15684126
Nice farm you got there fren.

>started reading more books since i joined /lit/ than ever before
>haven't finished any of them

>didn't even skimmed it but have a pity bump anyway, weeb.

>>15580628
Ahem