/lit/ - Literature

>try to go to store
>see IKEA on the way, remember in Europe it has a grocery store
>huge IKEA walk to nicest looking german man (like mid 40s) and ask where grocery store is explain I'm from America
>"I don't have time for you" in boastful manner
>ignore and look for store clerk
>happen on a bigger area w check outlines
>grab bunch of good food but can't find how to checkout because food is behind checkoutlines and it's blocked off so can't squeeze by
>ask random German lady where to checkout
>"uhh no I'm good"
>confused asf so I walk to spaghetti stand
>really good spaghetti and frozen yogurt but you have to go to bar to get any actually spaghetti besides
>everyone is staring at my retarded ass trying to figure out how the frozen yogurt machine and toppings station work
>figured without, everyone stares as I spill over myself
>throw up spaghetti and 3 kids start crying while everyone my age is snickering at me
>try to make joke
>know how high the grass is in Germany? Zis hi *point at puke*
>nobody laughs
I have to go back there tomorrow, I'm going to tell them I'm a virgin and hope they understand

>>13428665
Sounds great anon c:

>>13352546
Let me in there let me in there

>>13336850