/lit/ - Literature

Books which exonerate Nixon and put him in the Pantheon of the greatest American statesmen where he belongs?

Did you know that Loebs used to be made out of leather? But nowadays they're just shitty print-on-demand, glue-bound, made in China garbage.
Thank you for opening up China and beginning the process that would utterly destroy Euro-American craftsmanship, unable to economically compete with bugs who subsist on 2 bowls of rice and a nickel a day. Best President ever. We need to keep economically developing the third world. We need more cheap garbage flowing out of sweatshops. Accelerate the reign of quantity. I want to spend $40 on Greek texts printed on toilet paper and bound in mud. I love capitalism and globalism so mvch.

What are good books on the Watergate scandal and on Nixon in general?