/lit/ - Literature

ITT: Post naked writers.

I'm a bit drunk right now so let's make this a HEMINGWAY thread
>anyone who is hard to impress post in here
>aspies stay out of the argument
>everyone welcome even chinks and pakis

Hemingway Thread

>inb4 he was such a fucking anti-feminism macho
>inb4 his writing style was aspie-like
>inb4 he fucking killed himself over his drinking problem

He's among my top 5 heroes, all categories.

pic related. very much related.

Only piece of him I haven't found yet is ''death in the afternoon''

Probably been asked for a thousand times by now, but I've lived under a rock for the past months (even more so than i already did my wholy life), so enlighten me, /lit/ , once more: is there a library.nu clone already?

Hey Faggots,
My name is Ernest, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass books You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even TRIED to do something physical? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Lolita

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was boxer, and hunted lions. What sports do you play, besides "jack off to the thesaurus"? I also won the Nobel Prize, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch