/lit/ - Literature

>>3152696
Water all over my screen, sir.

>Bored last night, the male humours are acting up
>post a casual sex ad entitled "Cougars, etc." which reads as follows:
"I can, I simply can't. The dilemma? I simply cannot get myself interested in girls my age, precisely because they're *girls*, not women. Be fit. Pics would be greatly appreciated and gladly reciprocated."
>Responses this morning, to critical acclaim
>"Oooh, steamy post" and "We're on the same page, babe."
>I'm having sex this weekend with a 9/10 MILF
>mfw words got me laid

I guess this is how Byron felt.

Well, I suppose it must be asked if the idea of licking the salt length of a dude's shaft sounds appealing to you, OP.

Gay threeway.

>get on my level /lit/

>>2473440
>Dorothy Parker and G.K. Chesterton get into a quip-off.
>Thomas Pynchon has an acid flashback, runs about in starkers
>Tanizaki jerks off
>Tartt tries to sacrifice dinner in ancient ritual

>>2473543
I lol'd hard.

I'd want to get Fitzgerald and Hemingway together, let's put an to this "who could drink more" question.

>>2465565
Dayummmnn Coop.

>>2407080
>2012
>denying the existence of your tumblr