/lit/ - Literature

What books best represent the reddit worldview and way of life?

>fat
>vegan
>feminist
>pitbull owner
>her pets are unvaccinated and unneutered
>has Borderline Personality Disorder or Sociopathy
>used to lack a father figure during her youth
>"lesbian" or bisexual
>hipster or punk rocker
>likes poetry, and terrible hipster poetry for that matter
>extremely wacky aesthetics
>more hairy than Chewbacca
>grumpy all the God-damn time
>judges smokers but drinks heavily and takes hallucinogens in a regular basis
>annoying stoner, unironically thinks weed is good for your health
>middle aged, and yet, looks like she is 70
>constantly stressed because she is 200k in debt, does nothing to solve it
>she is salty because she knows she is no longer on her best years
>unironically thinks Infinite Jest is a good book
>has no fucking idea about literature of the 19th and 20th Centuries
>only reads self-improvement books, feminist literature and genre fiction for teen girls
>euphoric fedora-tipping atheist
>dyed hair
>smells like pot, dog piss and manure
>her attitude towards her pitbulls is concerningly sexual ('white girls fuck dogs' afterall)
>larps as a neopagan
>her body is full of piercings and tattoos (and extremely lame ones for that matter)
>a luscious whore, and yet, it is almost impossible for her to get laid
>unironically thinks that 'astrology' can be scientific and accurate
>uses astrology and her mental illness to justify her shitty behaviour
>confussed marxist or radlib, thinks witchcraft, magic and identity politics are 'materialistic' and 'revolutionary'
>strawmans Eastern religions to fit her political narrative
>useless college degree
>used to be trust fund kiddie
>thinks she is part of the liberal elite, when she is a fucking 'lumpenproletarian', and not an illegalistic or revolutionary one for that matter
>drinks black coffee and hoards books just to look smart
>lazy and terrible even at simple tasks
>everytime you see her it makes you wish somebody poisons her coffee with antifreeze so she can die of heart failure already

>fat
>vegan
>feminist
>pitbull owner
>has Borderline Personality Disorder or Sociopathy
>used to lack a father figure during her youth
>"lesbian" or bisexual
>hipster or punk rocker
>likes poetry, and terrible hipster poetry for that matter
>extremely wacky aesthetics
>more hairy than Chewbacca
>grumpy all the God-damn time
>judges smokers but drinks heavily and takes hallucinogens in a regular basis
>unironically thinks weed is good for you
>middle aged
>constantly stressed because she is 200k in debt, does nothing to solve it
>she is salty because she knows she is no longer on her best years
>unironically thinks Infinite Jest is a good book
>has no fucking idea about literature
>only reads self-improvement books, feminist literature and genre fiction for teen girls
>euphoric fedora-tipping atheist
>dyed hair
>larps as a neopagan
>her body is full of piercings and tattoos (and extremely lame ones for that matter)
>a luscious whore, and yet, it is almost impossible for her to get laid
>unironically thinks that 'astrology' can be scientific and accurate
>uses astrology and her mental illness to justify her shitty behaviour
>confussed marxist or radlib, thinks witchcraft, magic and identity politics are 'materialistic' and 'revolutionary'
>strawmans Eastern religions to fit her political narrative
>useless college degree
>used to be trust fund kiddie
>thinks she is part of the liberal elite, when she is a fucking 'lumpenproletarian', and not an illegalistic or revolutionary one for that matter
>drinks black coffee and hoards books just to look smart
>lazy and terrible even at simple tasks
>everytime you see her it makes you wish somebody poisons her coffee with antifreeze so she can die of heart failure already