/lit/ - Literature

You spent all this time in the library getting mental gains, but in truth the girls only care how much you bench /lit/tards.

>You speak 2 different languages.
I bench 2 pl8 for warm-up.
>You been trying to bag that Stacy for months now.
I just flexed a cep' and her panties were already on the ground.
>Have to apply for many scholarships with muh 4.0 gpa and in the Honors Society.
I got Division 1 scouts sucking my dick to play college football at their school.

Just admit it. Being a strong, athletic alpha is better than being some beta bookworm.