/lit/ - Literature

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>young
Sure
>funny
No
>sexy
No
>conservative
No
>catholics
I guess

>Now she spoke to Oddyseus and gave him a scolding: 'Wretched stranger, you must be one whose wits are distracted, when you will not go where the smith is at work, and sleep there, or to some public gathering place, but staying here speak out boldly and at length among many men, and your spirit knows no fear. The wine must have your brains; or else always you are such a man in your mind, a babbler of nonsense. Are you so brave because you beat the vagabond Iros? Take care lest a better man than Iros stand up against you, one who can pummel you about the head with his heavy hands, beat you, draw blood, and chase you out of the palace.'

>Then looking at her darkly resourceful Odysseus answered: 'I think I will go to Telemachos, you bitch, and tell him how you are talking, so that he will cut you to pieces'.

>Odyssey's first appearance is on page 100 (out of 400)
ΜΠΡΑΒΟ, ΟΜΗΡΣ!

>badass soldier
>won the trojan war for the greeks
>had amazing adventures
>fucked lots of beautiful women
>was smarter than you

why can't i be this alpha /lit/?

The Odyssey

What are some good books on being a man?

Was Odysseus a sociopath?
Was Diomedes better than him?

Is Odysseus a sociopath?

Is anyone else here ironically a Christian?

I don't actually believe in God, it's just cool and alternative to go to Mass and discuss Aristotle and Aquinas. People find me really interesting.

Am I not alone in this?

>yfw Odysseus is an unreliable narrator