/lit/ - Literature

>>6850284
I have an idea for a comedy fantasy fiction I want to write later. You guys will probably hate it but here goes.

A vagabond knight in his mid thirties travels with two women dawning fox maks. One of the girls is an innocent woman and the other is a complete slut (for the sake of the "plot", she will only be a slut towards mc). Both women love him but he feigns sexual ignorance and basically acts like a kid when asked about things pertaining to love or sex. He does this in order to avoid making either of them depressed or sad and because he sees them as family. The girls kind of catch on later in the story and do crazy shit to run him into a corner. They always fail at getting him...or maybe plot twist? Who knows.

They just go on a bunch of adventures and have silly antics and always manage to piss eachother off. The main character also likes to over dramatize things. For example in one scene he spends an entire lengthy paragraph explaining why he loves green apples. When the two are pushed back by his enthusiasm he only grows more passionate about the topic, exclaiming how he can't believe his dear friends don't understand his love for green apples. It will have serious moments in them, but probably revert back in half a chapter.

Moral of the story could be seen as just enjoy life. You don't have to have love anyone, fight or even take life seriously to live a good one.

Thoughts? Please be gentle. It's 2am and I'm somehow hyper.