/lit/ - Literature

I've had way too many dreams involving high school. Dreams about arriving unprepared at exams, talking with people I haven't met for years...
How can I end the suffering and move on guys?

> be me
> 6'2, semi-handsome, well-built
> go to local barnes and noble for coffee
> music blasting, holes everywhere
> decide to check out books once i got my coffee
> little girl runs by me and brushing against my crotch
> full-blown erection
> her mom is nearby, need excuse to fugg her daughter
> "hey ma'am can i go take your daughter in the back for fugging?"
> "why not, sir?"
> taked daughter to back for fugging, pull down her pants and BAM daughter has a benis!!!
> realize it's jazz
> run out of the bathroom and store with my pants down my legs and full blown benis erection
> mom yells "why you not fugging my daughter?"
> tfw i haven't been back for 2 months out of pure embarrassment

feels bad man