/lit/ - Literature

>>19011254
Absolutely beautiful

>drink from my water jug and spill it all over my neon pink fishnet tank top
>start yelling “BAROO! BAROOOOO!” mimicking a war trumpet
>begin the walking movement toward her while smiling and cracking my knuckles
>if she runs away, I know it’s game on
>chase her violently screaming “BAROO! BAROOOO!!” punching holes in the drywall as I run
>she screams and lets out a heavy flow of urine out of fear
>the urine creates a yellow puddle trail for me to slip in as I continue the chase but I do not slip, I am agile
>as she approaches the gates of the gym about to make her escape I exclaim “SIEZE HER!” and two guards armed with AR 15s stick their weapon barrels in her face
>I slowly walk up to my victim as I know victory is within my grasp
>I crouch to get down to her level as she shakes nervously in the fetal position
>I whisper in her ear “Hey there cutie patootie.”
>I wink and smile
>she gives me her purse
>I use her credit card to buy myself a party platter from chic fil a before the cops show up
>the cops eat chic fil a with me and laugh at the security footage while fist bumping me
>all the while my victim lies by the gym gates in the fetal position still urinating on herself