/lit/ - Literature

>>21598509
you forgot about, any books like Berserk/dark souls? and lest we forget the classic: just started Wheel of Time, When does it get good?

>>21021940
Not every black person eats watermelon, plays basketball and listen to rap while commiting minor crimes. only african-AMERICANS do that.

Please, somebody give me advice. I'm turning 30 soon and I'm already losing my hair. My attention span is wrecked from smoking too much weed., drinking too many tasty craft beers, and taking Adderall since I was seven. I have never read a single book from cover to cover in my entire life. I spend my free time playing Minecraft and watching Netflix, Marvel, and gay porno. (I'm not gay, but I'm so addicted that watching women does nothing for me now). I'm 80,000 dollars in debt for a pyschology degree that I haven't even been able to use. I have to work as a part-time Garfield impersonator. I no longer enjoy eating ass. The Witcher, which I thought would give me meaning to live, bturned out to be huge disappointment. The only thing I've accomplished in my life is the sneedposts I've written on this board (pic related). I've probably made enough to publish a book of my own by now. My only solace is trolling the pseuds on /lit/, but even that has grown stale as they fail to respond to my bait. I need your help. Please recommend TV or Netflix series for me to watch. Even if I've already seen them, I'll still rewatch them if you tell me to. I just need your guidance to give me reason to live. I beg you, please save me, /tv/. You're my only hope.

"They call me Hogg because a hog lives dirty. I don't wash none. And when I get hungry, I eat my own snot. I been wearin' these clothes since winter. I don't even take my dick out my pants to piss most times, unless it's in some cunt's face. Or all over a cocksucker like you. What I usually do is park the truck in the sun with the light comin' in and piss my pants up somethin' terrible. Yeah, boy, all that nice hot stuff, running down my leg, and squirmin' my ass around in it...I got worms, boy - had 'em ever since I was a kid. But I won't get rid of 'em cause I like the way they make my asshole itch. I gotta drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of pizza pies and French fried potatoes to keep a gut like this and all them little fuckers fed. I got a hairy ass and it sure cakes up crusty. But I just don't believe in wipin' when I got a freaky little son of a bitch like you to eat it out for me. Now, how do you like that?" (pic related)

I've never read a single book from cover to cover in my entire life and I'm proud of it. I'd much rather smoke weed, drink beer, and watch Adult Swim, Netflix, and/or gay porno. And do you know what? I'm more fulfilled than any of you pseuds will ever be. Instead of banning me like a coward, I challenge you losers to convince me to change my ways. (pic related)

I just want to say that I've never read a book from cover to cover in my life and I'm proud of it! Take that, /lit/!