/lit/ - Literature

>>7994087
It would be fun to be the first bling author. Instead of sweaters, a beard and a pipe, just show up everywhere in Versace chains and Gucci sneakers with a cup of lean in hand to discuss your postmodern masterpiece about street signs captchas.

>>7988295
>you have to do that you don't like doing
Make me, faggot.

That's right. You can't. Guess I don't have to do shit after all.

>>7313209
>>7313181
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/

I've used these to study for AP exams back in high school and occasionally just out of curiosity. Complete lectures, notes, reading lists and quizzes for hundreds of MIT courses in all disciplines.

>>7284663
>>7284758
>>7284764
>being stuck with pleb women
I got my little sister to read and talk about cool stuff with me when we were kids, but otherwise didn't try to make her act like a boy. Now she's in a sorority at an elite university, double majoring in international affairs and a STEM field, and likes to discuss fiction and international affairs when we're home for the holidays, with better taste and insight than most of my friends. She also wants to have a family and won't let whatever career she's in come before her children. Feels really good to know I helped give the world a worthwhile woman.

>>7242574
I'm on the job, fam.

>>7234303
If you actually go to a good university the philosophy majors have no trouble finding work in consulting and finance. Maybe it's your State U Tech degree that's good for nothing.

>>7227282
>Christposters are now empiricists
Wonders never cease.

>>7225395
The New Yorker said it's breddy gud but starts to drag. Then again, the reviewer got all excited about how he third person narrator changes emphasis depending on what character the scene is centered around. I thought that was common practice.