/lit/ - Literature

Okay guys this thing


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Is a weeblwabbl. Remember this, it's important.


Consider the following: During a failed attempt by the Germans to cross the Swiss alps and take Switzerland, they accidentally piss off a mountain hive of Alpine Swarming Bombadier Weeblwabbls, and the entire company is decimated. So you got this scene where like Schwarzkommando Korps Nr. 45 gets decimated by these things, it's like Starsschip Tropers , and there's this shot where like this Wehrmacht dude going "Oh mein gott - Nein... Nein! NEIN!! NEIINN!! AAUUUGH!!! AAAA!!! AUUUAAAUAUAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" as a weeblwabbl swoops down and snatches him away and it makes an eagle sound becausde its a flying one, and he is never seen again.

Then at the end the wabbl swarm descends from the mountain caves to assaut Hitler's secret mountain bunker, and they're all babbling to each other angry-birds style without subtitles and shit. Half just make up a chain of weebling and the other half use them as a battering ram, and they do a weebl-speak version of "one! two! THREE!" but it's untranslated, so it's just gibberish that has the same inflection and rhythm. Von Ribbentrop is just screaming in the corner as a bunch of them just gang up on him, and it cuts away to their shadows as you just hear facemelt sounds. Finally hitler comes out, he's in his dieselpunk power suit with his brain in a jar sticking out of his head so he can control it with his thoughts, and he's all "I AM DER INVINCIBLE FURHER, AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA" So they all form a big weeblwabbl and they flatten him, and he looks cartoonishly flattened, but with horrifyingly realistic crushing sounds, and then they dissemble and one weeblwabbl just goes ahead and shits in his corpse's mouth for good measure, then they all go to Applebee's.

FLASH FORWARD TO 1987. Himmler escaped and is in a nursing home in Argentina. He thinks he's safe, he listens to Wagner on an old record player, but then, he sees something out of the corner of his eye, and there's a weeblwabbl glaring at him from outside the window. Slow zoom in on his face as he goes "No... NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Cut to black, roll credits.

End credits music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

Pic related, Toshiro Mifune will play Chauncey De Bergerac, head of the Swiss resistance and collaborator with the weeblwabbl swarm

>>2805452

More like saves it.


/lit/, what's your favorite Toshiro Mifune performance?