/lit/ - Literature

wat's it doing?! stupid, big ass hobbit! choo ruins it!

wat's to ruin? derr's hardly any meat on them. Wat me n' mah niggahs need be a few bitchin' tataz.

wat's "taters", precious? wat's "taters", eh?

po-ta-toes! boil em, mash em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips wit a nice piece of fried fish. Even choo couldn't say nah to dat.

oh word, me n' mah niggahs could! spoilin' nice fish! give it to us raw, an' wriggling! choo keep nasty chips!

choo're hopeless.